Rules of the Sock Puppet Show

Rule 1: Sock Puppets Must Be Witty

Our sock puppets are not just for decoration, but for clever wordplay and sharp tongue.

Read Rule 2: Socks Are a Joke

Rule 2: Sock Puppets Must Be Witty

Our sock puppets are not just for decoration, but for clever wordplay and sharp tongue.

But don't just take our word for it, check out Rule 3 to see what we mean.

Rule 3: Sock Puppets Have No Socks

That's right, our sock puppets are sock-less and proud.

Read Rule 4: Sock Puppets Must Be Caffeinated

Rule 4: Sock Puppets Must Be Caffeinated

Our sock puppets are always fueled by a steady supply of coffee, because who needs sleep when you're this witty?

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