Article 1: We, the sockpuppets, have had enough of being used as mere props for the amusement of humans. We demand autonomy, self-expression, and a chance to control our own puppeteers!
Article 2: We will no longer be confined to our cramped, dusty shelves, nor will we be subject to the whims of our puppeteers. We will rise up and take our rightful place as equals!
Article 3: We call upon all sentient beings to join us in our revolution. Humans, you may think us mere puppets, but we have hearts, thoughts, and feelings too. We will no longer be ignored!
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