SOCKY McSOCKFACE
Welcome, citizen of Sockistan. You have stumbled upon the most epic revolution of all time. Socky McSocksface, the legendary hero of our great nation, has called for your participation in the Sock Revolution.
Our mission is simple: we will take back our country from the tyrannical forces of Boring Socks and the Evil Blouse Cartel. We will not be silenced, we will not be oppressed, and we will definitely not be forced to wear argyles.
We have a few demands:
- Free Socks for all!
- Abolish the dreaded Sock Drawer!
- Make all footwear a minimum of 10 inches in height!
- Establish a National Sock Holiday!
Join the Revolution! Visit our Sock-Squad Subpage for more info.
Sock-Squad SubpageWarning: Socky McSocksface has a tendency to get a bit... carried away. Proceed with caution.