SOCKS & WEATHER: Sock Sorting Machine 3000 Support

Welcome to our Sock Sorting Machine 3000 Support Page!

Please note that our Sock Sorting Machine 3000 is not actually capable of sorting socks. It's just a really expensive-looking box with some flashing lights.

However, if you're looking for a good time-waster, we can offer you a simulated sock-sorting experience!

Just click on the "Start Sock Sorting" button below to begin!

Or, if you'd rather not waste your time, you can read about the philosophy behind the Sock Sorting Machine 3000.

Sock Sorting Machine 3000 Technical Specifications:

• Sorts Socks at a rate of 0.001 socks per minute (average)
• Powered by a single 1.5v DC motor
• Requires 3 AA batteries (not included)
• Operates in temperatures between 68-72°F (20-22°C)

Sock Sorting Machine 3000 Troubleshooting:

• If your Sock Sorting Machine 3000 is not sorting socks, check to see if it's turned off.
• If it's still not sorting socks, check to see if the batteries are dead.
• If it's still not sorting socks, consult the Sock Sorting Machine 3000 manual.