SOCKS AS ARMOR

The art of donning socks as armor is an ancient practice, dating back to the great toe-wrestling tournament of 305 AD.

Legend has it that the legendary warrior, Sockius Maximus, used his impressive collection of brightly colored socks as a makeshift shield against his foes.

Learn more about the legend of Sockius Maximus Sockius Maximus in all his socked glory

But be warned, the art of sock-armor is not without its perils. The dreaded Sock-Slippage Syndrome (SSS) is a real and terrifying condition, characterized by the sudden loss of grip between sock and foot.

Read about the dangers of Sock-Slippage Syndrome