Welcome to the Socks-as-Weapon Institute of Japan, where the art of ninjutsu meets the art of footwear. Our expert senseis will guide you through the rigorous training program, teaching you to wield the deadliest, most versatile weapon known to man: the sock.
With our patented Advanced Sock Tacticts program, you'll be able to slip into even the most secure of areas undetected, strike from the shadows, and escape with your dignity intact.
Don't settle for a dull, unremarkable life. Enroll in our Sock-ninjutsu Training program today, and discover the power of socks.
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, join our Sock-ninja Academy for the ultimate challenge.
Remember, a sock in the hand is worth two in the bush, especially when it's wrapped around a ninja star.