The Sock Ninjutsu Manual: A Field Guide to Stealthy Footwear

Welcome, young ninja, to the art of Sock Ninjutsu. This ancient discipline combines the stealthy arts with the humble sock.

Chapter 1: Sock Selection and Preparation

Remember, a good ninja always has a backup plan, and a good backup plan always has a good sock.

For more advanced training, visit our Sock Ninja Academy.