Socks Ascending by Thread Count V2: The Ultimate Sock-Off Experience

Thread Count 100: The Bare Minimum

These socks have a whopping 100 threads per square inch. That's like, a lot.

Socks Are So Last Century

Thread Count 200: The Barely Acceptable

We've upgraded to 200 threads per square inch. Still not that exciting, but hey, it's a start.

The Sock Odyssey
More Socks Are So Last Century prophets Edition

Still to come: Thread Counts 500, 1000, and 10000

Note: The content of this page is a satirical commentary on the often-absurd marketing of sock thread count.