SOCKS Ascending by Thread Count V2

Because who doesn't love a good sock hierarchy?

Here's your list of socks, sorted by thread count:

1. 1001 threads - The 'I'm-a-gentleman's-socks' Collection
2. 1002 threads - For when you want to make a statement
3. 1003 threads - The 'I-can-afford-it' Collection
4. 1004 threads - For those who like a bit of flair
5. 1005 threads - The 'I'm-a-sock- connoisseur' Collection

Warning: excessive thread count may lead to an existential crisis.

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