Welcome, fellow Socks Connoisseurs! This is the definitive guide to ascending the hallowed ranks of Socks, with a thread count so high, it'll make your eyes water. We're talkin' 300,000 threads per square inch, baby!
But first, let's talk about the real question on everyone's mind: Socks: The Answer to Life's Greatest Question. Don't worry, we've got the scoop.
From the majestic 500-count Socks of the Ancients to the 300,000-count Socks of the Gods, we've got the definitive ranking system. Don't @ us.
Disclaimer: The authors of this guide are not responsible for any emotional distress caused by excessive Sock-ascension. Proceed at your own risk!