Classified Socks:
- 600+ threads: The Socks of Luxury
- 400-599 threads: The Socks of Reasonable Expectations
- 200-399 threads: The Socks of Adequate Softness
- 100-199 threads: The Socks of Meh
- 0-99 threads: The Socks of Disgust
Note: Thread count not actually relevant to comfort or durability. Probably.