Lost Socks: The Bane of Our Existence

Warning: the following is a list of socks that have been separated from their solemates and are now wandering the earth alone and confused.

1. One green sock, last seen in the washing machine.

2. A lone argyle sock, last seen in the land of hipsters.

3. A missing striped sock, last seen on a child's foot in the park.

4. A single, sad sock, last seen in a laundry basket.