Because who needs a social life when you have 37 pairs of matching argyles?
Learn to let go, friends! It's okay to admit you have a problem.
Q: What's the difference between hoarding and collecting?
A: Hoarding is when you have 37 pairs of argyles and you're not even a librarian.
Q: What's the first step in recovery?
A: Admitting you have a problem. (And also, probably, taking a deep breath.)