Chapter 1: Sock Ownership

Article I, Section 1: All members of the Sock Society shall own a minimum of 5 pairs of socks per capita. Failure to comply shall result in a penalty of 10 extra chores for every pair lacking.

Article I, Section 2: Socks shall be stored in a designated drawer, clearly labeled with the owner's initials. Mixing of socks not belonging to the same owner is prohibited.

Article I, Section 3: Members are encouraged to wash their socks regularly, but not too frequently, lest they risk losing their magical properties.

See Sock Society Bylaws for more information.

Chapter 2: The Sock Owner's Manifesto

Article II: Sock Usage

Chapter 1: Sock Usage Protocols

Article II, Section 1: Socks shall be used for their intended purpose only. No member shall use a sock for a purpose other than the one intended by the manufacturer.

Article II, Section 2: Members are encouraged to wear their socks in a way that maximizes comfort and minimizes sock-burn.

Article II, Section 3: No member shall engage in sock-fu, the ancient art of sock-fu being defined as the act of using a sock as a weapon or a tool for mischief.

Chapter 2: Sock Usage Ethics

Article III: Sock Disposal

Chapter 1: Proper Sock Burial Practices

Article III, Section 1: Socks shall be disposed of in a respectful manner, preferably in the sock graveyard, a designated area for the departed socks.

Article III, Section 2: No member shall dispose of a sock in the washing machine, the dryer, or the dishwasher, lest they risk losing their soul.

Chapter 2: Sock Graveyard Rules