Socker Sudden Onset Sock Disorder: Symptoms

Also known as S.O.S.S.D., this mysterious affliction has been sweeping the nation, leaving millions of people with missing socks in its wake. The symptoms are as follows:

• One or more socks go missing in the wash
• Increased anxiety when confronted with mismatched socks
• Desire to reorganize entire sock drawer by color, texture, and type
• Loss of productivity due to excessive sock hunting
• Excessive use of Velcro to hold socks together

Don't worry, we're on the case! Our team of experts has put together a comprehensive guide to help you diagnose and treat S.O.S.S.D.

Diagnosis and Treatment

Take our S.O.S.S.D. Quiz to determine the severity of your symptoms.

Prevention is the Best Medicine

Learn how to prevent S.O.S.S.D. by using our patented Sock-Saving Technology (SST) system.