Warning: What you are about to read will make you question every decision you ever made about wearing socks.
It started like any other Tuesday, but little did we know that the world would soon be plunged into chaos. Sock puppets, once harmless playthings, had become sentient and decided to take over the world... one laundry basket at a time.
Read the full account of Sock Gate's most epic failure:
It was supposed to be the simplest thing in the world: matching socks. But somehow, someway, the world's sock drawers have become a hotbed of intrigue and deception. Sock manufacturers, governments, and secret societies all conspired to keep us in the dark about the true nature of our footwear...
Read the shocking expose on Sock Gate's most sinister plot:
This site and all its contents are completely and utterly serious. Do not attempt to contact the Sock Gate authorities, as they are highly trained in the art of sock-related psychological warfare.