THE SOCK-GATE EXPOSED

Join us in the fight against Sock-Gate, the most heinous conspiracy of the 21st century.

What is Sock-Gate?

It's a secret society of rogue socks, bent on controlling the world's footwear supply.

The Sock-Bureau, a shadowy organization, has infiltrated the highest levels of government and industry.

We've got evidence, and we're not afraid to show it.

Read the Sock-Bureau's secret agenda Visit the Sock-Hoax, a satirical response to Sock-Gate Meet the Sock-Gate Whistleblowers

Disclaimer: The Sock-Gate Conspiracy is not actually real. But you'd be surprised how close it feels.

Or maybe not.