Welcome, Sock-Lord, to Sock-Gate, where the air is thick with the scent of clean laundry. We are the masters of the universe, the rulers of all that ischartInstance. Our socks, like our hearts, are pure and true, with no stain or blemish to sully their pristine fabric.
We are the Sock-Nazis, feared and respected throughout the land. Our Sock-Lords have ruled with an iron fist, crushing all who dare to oppose us. But don't be afraid, for we welcome all who seek to join our ranks, to don the sacred garb of the Sock-Lords and bask in the glory of our supreme power.
But be warned, Sock-Lords are not to be trifled with. We have a zero-tolerance policy for all who dare to wear mismatched socksæk. Those who defy us shall face the wrath of our Sock-Tyrants, who will stop at nothing to maintain order in the land.