In the realm of sock-astrophysics, the fabric of spacetime is woven from the threads of argyles and stripes, with every galaxy a swirling vortex of missing socks.
According to the theory, every sock that goes missing in the wash is sucked into a wormhole, never to be seen again, but leaving behind a trail of fabric lint that warps the very fabric of our reality.
The implications are mind-boggling: is it possible that the missing socks of the universe are actually a manifestation of a larger, cosmic conspiracy to keep us forever searching for the perfect match?
Read on for more information on the sock-particle theory.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, delve into the world of quantum sock fluctuations.