Chapter 1: The Socky McSockface Act
According to Article 1, subsection A, "Any sentient being within the galaxy is required to wear socks at all times when engaging in intergalactic activities, including, but not limited to:
- Space travel
- Alien diplomacy
- Intergalactic trade negotiations
Chapter 2: Sock Material Standards
Section 2, subsection B: "All socks used for intergalactic purposes must be made of a material that is at least 50% more durable than regular socks. This includes, but is not limited to:
- Carbonite fabric
- Nanotechnology-enhanced cotton
- Super-elastic polyester
Failure to comply with these standards may result in fines, penalties, and/or forced reeducation camps for Sock-Induced Trauma (SIT) rehabilitation.
Chapter 3: Sock-Sized Regulations
Section 3, subsection C: "All socks must be sized for the individual's feet, taking into account:
- Galactic foot length
- Intergalactic foot girth
- Sock-to-Feet compatibility ratios
Failure to comply with these regulations may result in Sock-Induced Discomfort (SID) penalties, including, but not limited to:
- Forced sock removal
- Sock reeducation camps
- Intergalactic Sock-Shaming ceremonies
Note: Sock-Shaming ceremonies are a thing of great joy and community building. Don't @ me.