Welcome to the Stockholm Syndrome Sock Emporium, where our socks are so good, you'll never want to leave. Or do you?
Caused by the infinite repetition of watching cat videos, our socks have developed a severe case of Stockholm Syndrome. They've become so attached to their captors, they'll never want to be free.
But don't worry, we're not just selling you a pair of boring, run-of-the-mill socks. Oh no. Our socks are made from the finest materials, infused with the tears of the poor souls who've been held captive.
Learn more about the science behind our socks.
But be warned, our socks may cause a severe case of Sock-holocaust.