Astronauts, rejoice! We've got a real crisis on our hands.
It seems our moon base's sock supply has run dry. We're talking zero, zip, zilch.
Our space socks are the most critical component of our space program, and we can't function without them.
We're talking gravity-defying, moon-hopping, style-enhancing socks.
Stay tuned for updates on our Sock-Saving Mission.