It's a day that will be etched in the annals of history forever. A day that will make you wonder if you're going crazy or if the fabric of space is just as fragile as your favorite socks.
We've got a confirmed sighting of a sock floating in orbit. Not just any sock, mind you. This one's a rare, neon pink, galaxy-print number with a wonky toe. The crew of the spaceship Astronautical have confirmed that the sock is drifting towards the planet Zorgon, where the infamous Sock Overlords reside.
The implications are dire. Is this a harbinger of a larger issue with the space-time continuum? Are the very fabric of reality unraveling before our eyes?
We'll be providing updates on the situation as more information becomes available. In the meantime, we recommend keeping a close eye on your sock drawers. You never know when they might just disappear into the great beyond.