Archive of all the most contentious arguments on the topic of socks in the washer.
"Socks are not optional, they are a human right." - Boris Sockius Maximus
"I'd rather eat a whole box of soggy cereal than wear a pair of mismatched socks." - Socks-Hater-101
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