Socks of Chaos

The Sock-Sociological Scale

According to leading expert, Dr. Reginald P. Sockington, the Sock-Sociological Scale measures the relative level of chaos caused by a sock in a given environment.

Level 1: The Sock Whisperer - A sock that blends in seamlessly with its environment
Level 2: The Sock-Sociopath - A sock that causes moderate disruption to social harmony
Level 3: The Sock of Anarchy - A sock that brings utter chaos to the table
Level 4: The Sock-astrophe - A sock that causes a catastrophic event in the world of fashion

Famous Sock-Sociological Case Studies

Dr. Sockington's team has studied numerous cases of sock-related chaos, including:

The Great Sock Heist of '07 - A daring robbery where 100 matching socks went missing
The Sock-Sociopath's Rampage - A sock that caused a chain-reaction of arguments and broken relationships

Sock-sociology

The Sock-Sociological Scale

Famous Sock-Sociological Case Studies