The Sock Gods
We are the rulers of the land of Socktopia, where the fabric of reality is woven from the finest threads of cotton, polyester, and a pinch of magic.
Our powers include:
- Granting the ability to match any sock to any shoe.
- Making socks appear out of thin air (but only for special occasions).
- Healing worn-out socks with a mere touch of our divine toe.
Our Pantheon
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