Socks of Doom: The Dark Empire

Welcome, Minion

We are a vast, malevolent force that controls the global sock market. Our agents infiltrate every household, manipulating the fabric of reality one missing sock at a time.

Schemes and Plots | Sociology of Socks | Sock-Based Psychology

Our Goals:

Sock domination is our ultimate goal.

Through our vast network of sock puppets, we will soon control the world.

Meet our Sock Puppets