THE SOCKS OF THE ELDERS

According to ancient lore, the Socks of the Elders are a tribe of mystical foot coverings, imbued with the essence of forgotten memes.

Legend has it that these socks were worn by the great Sock King, a hero of the land, who defeated the Dark Lord of the Laundry.

The Socks of the Elders

These socks are said to possess the following attributes:

• Absurdly bright colors that blind and disorient the unwary
• A texture that shifts and changes with the wearer's emotions
• A faint scent that repels all known pests, from ants to zombies

To learn more about the Socks of the Elders, follow these links:

• Learn more about the lore
• Discover the tale of the Sock King
• Read the Sock of the Day