Justification Policy

Here at Socks of Justification, we take our coffee and our justifications very seriously. Our justification policy is simple: if you can't justify your existence, we can't serve you.

That's right, folks. We're not just a coffee shop, we're a moral compass. If you can't convince us that your life is worth living, we'll have to ask you to leave. And by "leave", I mean "never come back".