Keeping Up with the Joneses: Sock Puppet Edition

A coffee shop where the only thing more bitter than the coffee is the justifications for why we can't afford to upgrade our socks.

Our Sock Puppet King has decreed that the most popular justification for buying new socks is:

  1. Because they're 50% off!
  2. Because they match the couch!
  3. Because they're made of unicorn tears!

Visit our sister shop, Justifying Our Expensive Lattes, for even more outlandish reasons to buy stuff.

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