Research Paper: "The Art of Doing Nothing: A Study on the Effects of Medical Excuses on Productivity"
Published in the Journal of Procrastination and Excuse Science (JPES), Vol. 123, Issue 456
Our study of 1000 subjects found that:
- 75% of respondents cited "Medical Research" as a valid reason for not doing their work.
- 90% of those respondents were found to be wearing socks with interesting designs.
Conclusion: Clearly, doing nothing is a viable career path, and our research proves it.
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