Socks of the Week:
Sock 1: The "I'm with Stupid" Sock
A bold, black sock with a bright pink arrow through it, because who needs subtlety in life?
Sock 2: The "I'm Not Arguing, I'm Just Listening" Sock
A sock with a picture of a pair of headphones on it, because who doesn't love a good excuse?
Sock 3: The "I'm on the Couch, Don't Disturb" Sock
A sock with a picture of a couch on it, because self-care is the new black.