The Sock of Justification

For every action, there is a corresponding SOJ. The Sock of Justification is the sock that rationalizes our every move. Without it, we'd be lost in a sea of indecision.

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Sub-Section of the Sock's Hidden Truths

Did you know that the SOJ has a hidden compartment? It's true, we swear.

Here are some of our favorite SOJ secrets:

The SOJ can talk, but only to itself.
The SOJ has a favorite food: Sock-o's cereal.
The SOJ is secretly a fan of 80s rock music.

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