Scarfinitely Uncertain, Slightly Confused

Welcome to the Sock Club of SoCalifornia, where the socks are always a little askew and the doubt is always a lot.

As a member of this esteemed organization, you're probably wondering what it's all about. Well, let me tell you: we're a group of misfits who like our socks, but not our feelings.

Meet the Founders:

Join the Club:

Membership has its privileges, and in this case, those privileges include:

Read the fine print, if you can find it.