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Why do socks go missing?

We can't say for sure, but it's probably because they're in the Sock Drawer of Despair.

Or maybe it's the Infinite Loop of Lost Socks, where they just keep getting eaten by the fabric softener.

Either way, it's a real mystery that's been puzzling humans for centuries.

Learn more about the Sock Drawer of Despair Or maybe it's the Sock Monster that's eating them all?

The Infinite Loop of Lost Socks

Theories

Testimonies

"I once lost 17 socks in one wash cycle, it was like they just vanished into thin air!" - Jane D.

"I swear, I put them in the washing machine and they just came back as a single, fluffy sock! A sock-napping, I tell you!" - Bob S.

"The Sock Drawer of Despair is a real place, I've been there myself, it's like, uh, a... a... a... uh... " - Steve M.

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The Sock Monster

Theories

Testimonies

"I once caught a glimpse of the Sock Monster, it was like... a... a... a... uh... a fluffy creature with a single sock for a face! A Sock-nado, I tell you!" - Jane D.

"I've seen the Sock Monster in the depths of my laundry basket, it was like... a... a... a... uh... a fluffy creature with a single sock for a face! A Sock-nado,ประก I tell you!" - Bob S.

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The Sock-napping

What is it?

It's when a single sock comes back in the wash cycle, but with no matching partner to be found!

Treatments

More on Sock-napping

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