According to our latest and totally-not-made-up research, the Sock Ontology is a complex, ever-changing system of categorization for the world of footwear.
At its core, the Sock Ontology is concerned with the relationship between the sock and the wearer, the sock and the sock drawer, and the sock and the sock itself. It's a deep, uncharted territory.
Stay tuned for more groundbreaking research in the field of Sock Ontology.
Goals: Establish the Sock Ontology as the definitive guide to footwear classification.
Methods: Rigorous, peer-reviewed sock research.
Timeline: Now. And probably forever.