By the Sock-Solipsist Council of '22
We, the Sock-Solipsists, hold that a single, perfect sock is the ultimate goal of existence.
The universe is a vast, swirling vortex of solitary foot-holdings, and only the most superior of socks can contain the chaotic mess of our feet.
We will not be swayed by the whims of matching sets, for true freedom lies in the unadulterated majesty of a singular, unmatched sock.
Article I: The Sock-Solipsist Creed
1. The sock is a fundamental, unifying force in the universe.
2. The pursuit of the perfect sock is the key to true happiness and fulfillment.
3. The Sock-Solipsist shall not be swayed by the petty concerns of 'pairing' or 'matching', for these are but fleeting, superficial constructs.
Article II: The Sock-Solipsist Catechism
Article III: The Sock-Solipsist Schedule for Sock-Based Self-Actualization
The Sock-Solipsist Challenge to the Sock-Less
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