Justifying the Socks: A Critical Analysis
Welcome to the definitive work on the philosophy of socks, where every fibre is woven with justification.
Chapter 1: The Sock-It-To-Me Theory
As we all know, socks are the unsung heroes of footwear. Their sole purpose in life is to provide comfort and warmth, but have you ever stopped to think about their deeper meaning? Our theory, the Sock-It-To-Me Theory, posits that the true purpose of socks is to justify our existence in an absurd and meaningless universe.