You've stumbled upon the fabled Socks of Doom, a place where the fabric of reality is woven with the finest threads of despair and desperation. Here, the socks never match, and the fabric of time is torn asunder by the constant struggle of finding that one missing mate.
Legend has it that those who wear the Socks of Doom will be plagued by:
- Constantly searching for that one missing sock, leading to existential crises and spontaneous combustion
- Frequent arguments with loved ones over whose turn it is to do the laundry
- A creeping sense of dread that you're being slowly consumed by the void of unmatched socks
Will you brave the Socks of Doom and risk it all for the sake of fashion?
Seek solace in the Socks of Mercy, where the fabric of reality is woven with compassion and understanding.