Where did the socks go? In this dimension, they exist in a state of quantum flux, constantly shifting between the fabric of reality and the realm of the mundane.
Current Sock Status:
- 1 sock in orbit around the moon, serving as a makeshift solar sail for a rogue satellite
- 3 socks trapped in a temporal loop, reliving the same 5 minutes for eternity
- 4 socks stuck in a black hole, awaiting the inevitable singularity
Recent Sock Activity:
- Sock 42 successfully hopped between dimensions, reappearing on the kitchen table with a faint scent of nacho cheese
- Sock 11 was seen arguing with a sentient toaster in the break room