8.5 Justifications per Day

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Justification #1: I had a prior engagement Justification #2: I was on a secret mission Justification #3: The dog ate my productivity Justification #4: I was in a meeting Justification #5: The internet was down Justification #6: I was in a fight Justification #7: The cat was on my lap Justification #8: I had a sudden case of the Mondays

Justification #8.5: I was busy generating more justifications.

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