BERK, THE GREATEST BUREAUCRAT OF ALL TIME, HAS FALLEN TO THE AGES.
His trusty sidekick, a sprig of Brussels sprouts, has taken up the mantle of Bureaucracy's greatest champion.
But little do we know, the sprout has a dark past, one of being constantly denied the simple pleasure of being eaten.
And so, it has turned to the art of red tape, using its mighty, green leaves to ensnare the unwary.
Will it ever be free from the grasp of the Bureaucracy?
Or will it forever be trapped in its own web of rules and regulations?
Only time (and the whims of the all-powerful Sausage Committee) will tell.