It is said that the fabric of space-time is woven from the very threads of existence itself. And what better way to navigate this fabric than with a pair of socks?
Here are some of the most renowned sock-wielders throughout history:
Our researchers have spent decades studying the intricacies of sock-wielding in space-time singular. We've found that the key to successful sock-wielding is to never wear matching socks.
It's a delicate balance between style, comfort, and not getting sucked into a black hole.
But don't just take our word for it! Try out our sock-wielding simulator to see for yourself: