The Socks of Salvation | 9.5

According to ancient prophecy, the Socks of Salvation were forged in the depths of the 3rd dimension, imbued with the essence of a million exploding stars.

Legend has it that these socks were worn by the great hero, Balthazar, who saved the world from the evil Sock Snatcher.

But what really happened to the Socks of Salvation after Balthazar's victory? Some say they were lost forever in the fabric of space-time.

But others claim to have seen them, hidden away in a secret society of sock enthusiasts, waiting for the next great hero to arise and claim them.

Want to see the Socks of Salvation in all their glory? Click here to see the fabled Golden Socks of Destiny.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here to see the socks in all their doomsday glory.

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