Acknowledgments

The following individuals contributed to the Socks of Justification, because someone had to.

• Mr. B. Socks, Chief Sock Officer
• Dr. Emily J. Sockington, Sockologist Extraordinaire
• John "The Sock Whisperer" Smith, Sock Consultant
• Jane "The Sock Sensei" Doe, Sock Sensei

Justifying Techniques

Our team employed the following justifying techniques:

• Causal Sock Slip
• Justify-by-Association
• Sock-it-to-Me Sock Theory
• Postmodern Sock Deconstruction

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