Acknowledgments
The following individuals contributed to the Socks of Justification, because someone had to.
- Mr. B. Socks, Chief Sock Officer
- Dr. Emily J. Sockington, Sockologist Extraordinaire
- John "The Sock Whisperer" Smith, Sock Consultant
- Jane "The Sock Sensei" Doe, Sock Sensei
Justifying Techniques
Our team employed the following justifying techniques:
- Causal Sock Slip
- Justify-by-Association
- Sock-it-to-Me Sock Theory
- Postmodern Sock Deconstruction
Learn more about our Sock Philosohy
View advanced Justifying Techniques