Warning: The Socks of Justification are a Paradox
According to ancient sock lore, the Socks of Justification are a pair of socks imbued with the power to justify any decision, action, or choice. They are said to be able to bend the fabric of logic and reality to their will, making the impossible possible and the absurd, plausible.
But be warned, the Socks of Justification come with a terrible curse: they will drive the wearer mad with their paradoxical patterns.
Did you know that the Socks of Justification are actually just a pair of ordinary socks with some fancy embroidery?
- Justification Sock 1: The Sock of Rational Thinking
- Justification Sock 2: The Sock of Irrational Thinking