Algorithm 0: The Sock Drawer of Despair

Introduction

Welcome to Algorithm 0, the sock drawer of despair. Here, we'll explore the depths of sock-based existential crisis and the futility of finding matching socks.

Our team of highly trained sock wranglers will guide you through the labyrinthine world of single socks, sock puppets, and the occasional missing match.

Features

• Single socks galore: Our extensive collection of lone socks will make you question the very fabric of reality.
• Sock puppet therapy: Our trained professionals will help you work through your feelings about your missing sock partners.
• The Sock Drawer of Despair: A choose-your-own adventure game where you navigate the existential crises of sock-lessness.

Visit our other pages:

• Algorithm 1: The Sock Drawer of Despair 2.0
• Algorithm 2: The Great Sock Heist