Algorithm of Justification: Phase 1-2

Welcome to the Sock Drawer of Justification, where the socks never match and the arguments never end.

Phase 1-2 of the Algorithm of Justification involves:

• Step 1: Gather all socks in the vicinity.
• Step 2: Sort the socks by color, then by pattern, then by thread count.
• Step 3: Realize that it's all just a pointless exercise in futility.

Next phase: Phase 3-4 for more existential dread.