The Great Sock Puppet Algorithm

A highly advanced, completely useless algorithm for deciding which chess pieces to use as sock puppets.

• Step 1: Choose a random knight.
• Step 2: Assign the knight a randomly generated backstory.
• Step 3: Determine if the knight is 'good' or 'evil' based on a series of complex, completely arbitrary criteria.
• Step 4: Place the knight on a random square of the board.
• Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 until all pieces have been assigned or the user has lost interest.

Hyperlinks to other, completely unhelpful subpages:

• Step 6: The Sock Puppet Algorithm for Dummies
• The Secret Life of Chess Sock Puppets
• The Sock Puppet Algorithm: A Mathematical Proof That It Makes No Sense
• The Sock Puppet Algorithm in Action: A Series of Unimpressive Photos
• The Sock Puppet Algorithm: A Philosophical Treatise on the Meaninglessness of It All