The Socks of Justification Algorithm
Welcome to the Socks of Justification, where our proprietary algorithmic sock-sorting technology will determine your perfect pair of footwear for any occasion.
Our algorithm has been trained on the collective despair and desperation of millions, and has developed a sophisticated taste for the most aesthetically pleasing and functionally adequate socks.
Using our patented Justification Matrix, we'll pair you with the ultimate sock experience.
But be warned: our socks are not for the faint of heart. They come with a side of existential dread and the crushing certainty of your life choices.